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Chaz “Chad” Ironwick

DM-facing NPC writeup. Brain-damaged golden boy of Avalon Factions#2. Student Factions & Cliques#2.1 Mageball Team & Jocks .


Role


What Students Know

  • Chaz is:

    • The guy yelling in the hallway before first bell.
    • The one starting “AVA-LON! AVA-LON!” chants at lunch.
    • The kid who will absolutely call someone “4-eyes” in the year of our gods, whatever.
  • Hes got:

    • A decent arm,
    • Natural instincts on the field,
    • Absolutely no grasp of why any of it works.
  • Typical interaction:

    • Bullying Millie or other nerds with playground-tier insults.
    • Crude jokes that land mostly because of sheer confidence.
    • Over-the-top loyalty to “the boys” on the team.
  • Reputation:

    • Already a minor legend among underclassmen.
    • Teachers generally sigh when his name shows up on their rosters.
    • “Brain damaged but in a charming way” is the prevailing vibe.

What He Wants

Surface Wants

  • To win. Games, arguments, hallway confrontations—doesnt matter.
  • To be seen as the face of Avalon sports:
    • Posters, announcements, crowds chanting his name.
  • To coast to a scholarship on raw talent and vibes.

Deeper Wants

  • To not think too hard about the fact that he forgets things:
    • Plays he should remember,
    • Classes he apparently attended,
    • A specific hit that everyone swears “wasnt that bad.”
  • To feel like hes good for something other than hitting people and being hit.

Methods & Tactics

  • Default move: push first, apologize never.
  • Fights verbal battles with:
    • Nonsense insults (“I bet you see good with those four eyes!”)
    • Louder volume whenever hes losing the point.
  • Sometimes takes orders surprisingly well from anyone who:
    • Sounds like a coach,
    • Speaks in sports metaphors,
    • Or just sounds confident.

Relationship to Millie

  • Starts as classic bully:
    • Yells across the cafeteria,
    • Knocks trays,
    • Calls them “nerd,” “four-eyes,” etc.
  • First crack in the dynamic:
    • Millie calls out a tactical flaw in his play (“You leave left-field wide open, thats why you keep losing to .”)
    • He freezes, gears visibly turning, then blurts, “Shut the fuck up, you fucking dork,” because he has no other response.
  • Long arc:
    • By junior year, Millie is the irreplaceable strategist,
    • Chaz becomes their loudest defender on and off the field.

Relationship to the PCs

  • Joe: immediate bro-crush:
    • Sees him as a fellow “real athlete,” tries to recruit him hard.
    • Will absolutely drag Joe into team drama and parties.
  • Ben: thinks hes funny until Bens bullshit affects the team; then he gets mean.
  • Soren: scared of her on an instinctual level:
    • Covers fear with bad jokes,
    • Will avoid being alone with her if he can help it.

Secrets & Pressure Points (DM Only)

  • He genuinely has mild traumatic brain injury from repeated hits:
    • Headaches, mood swings, memory holes.
    • Nobody is taking it seriously because it would threaten his playtime.
  • He is deeply superstitious:
    • Small rituals before games,
    • Secretly believes the Root “likes” certain plays / patterns on the field.
  • If Root anomalies start mirroring his favorite patterns, he will:
    • Feel chosen,
    • Double down on risky plays,
    • Be very vulnerable to manipulation by Fouadriel / the Coherence later.

How to Play Chaz

  • Voice: Loud, slightly slurred around big words, often confused mid-sentence.
  • Body language: Chest out, hips forward, constantly drumming on tables or patting backs too hard.
  • Sample Lines:
    • “Hey, four-eyes! I bet you see good with those four eyes!”
    • (after Millie says something smart) “…Huh… well, uh… youre a fucking dork. Nerd.”
    • “Yo Joe, you and me? Were gonna make Avalon legendary, dude.”
  • Dial up the comedy early, the tragedy later when the hits start adding up.